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Me:I got on the scale and I lost 6.6 pounds after my morning poop
Friend:are you telling me that you pooped 6.6 pounds worth of poop? Man up
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reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

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missmirandaaraee:

"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.

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12am-goddess:

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

Omfg

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21 hours ago

classy-kate:

suammetuit:

art meme: spring and winter in paris

“If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast.” ― Ernest Hemingway, A Moveable Feast

So gorgeous

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21 hours ago

romanerol:

All I want is someone who I can grow w/spiritually and mentally pls

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21 hours ago
Dolce Gabbana ss14 + hair colors | inspired by (+)

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opticallyaroused:

Inside these sealed glass balls live shrimp, algae, and bacteria, all swimming around in filtered seawater. Put it somewhere with some light, and this little ecosystem will chug along happily for years, no feeding or cleaning necessary 

opticallyaroused:

Inside these sealed glass balls live shrimp, algae, and bacteria, all swimming around in filtered seawater. Put it somewhere with some light, and this little ecosystem will chug along happily for years, no feeding or cleaning necessary 

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stumpjpg:

PATRICK HUGGED ME SO HARD MY LUNGS ALMOST EXPLODED

stumpjpg:

PATRICK HUGGED ME SO HARD MY LUNGS ALMOST EXPLODED

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22 hours ago

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

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