If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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you mean to tell me america are just starting to colour their money
man you guys are way behind
crikey
straya
What is that picture?
Is there a new version of Monopoly out?
THAT’S OUR MONEY YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCKTARD
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| 01: | Your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is. |
| 02: | Where you’d like to be in 10 years. |
| 03: | Your views on drugs and alcohol. |
| 04: | Your views on religion. |
| 05: | A time you thought about ending your own life. |
| 06: | Write 30 interesting facts about yourself. |
| 07: | Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality. |
| 08: | A moment you felt the most satisfied with your life. |
| 09: | How you hope your future will be like. |
| 10: | Discuss your first love and first kiss. |
| 11: | Put your ipod on shuffle and write 10 songs that pop up. |
| 12: | Bullet your whole day. |
| 13: | Somewhere you’d like to move or visit. |
| 14: | Your earliest memory. |
| 15: | Your favorite tumblrs. |
| 16: | Your views on mainstream music. |
| 17: | Your highs and lows of this past year. |
| 18: | Your beliefs. |
| 19: | Disrespecting your parents. |
| 20: | How important you think education is. |
| 21: | One of your favorite shows. |
| 22: | How have you changed in the past 2 years? |
| 23: | Give pictures of 5 guys/girls who are famous who you find attractive. |
| 24: | Your favorite movie and what it’s about. |
| 25: | Someone who fascinates you and why. |
| 26: | What kind of person attracts you. |
| 27: | A problem that you have had. |
| 28: | Something that you miss. |
| 29: | Goals for the next 30 days. |
| 30: | Your highs and lows of this month. |
This is my Nanna and Pa in about 1967, they met when my nanna was 15 and my pa was 16 at a music festival, and strangely enough they were both wearing the exact same colored clothes. I’m not exactly sure what happened after that, but I do know that after about a month of being together, my Pa gave my nanna a friendship/love ring, imprinted on it “Janis Brown-Neaves* IWLF” *my nannas name, what did IWLF stand for? ‘It Will Last Forever’. There love did last forever, my nanna passed away on the 9th of March 2013, after battling cancer for 14 years. When she was diagnosed with breast cancer in 1999 and after her first chemo lost all her hair, my Pa shaved all his hair off. He attended every single doctor/hospital appointment, besides two where he couldn’t. He cooked for her and looked after her all though her 14 years with cancer. 5 days before she passed, she got told she only had two weeks left. My pa didn’t attend the doctor appointment where she got told the tragic news as he was getting a cat scan, so he got told the news when he arrived at the hospital. As soon as he heard, he held my nannas hand, looked into her eyes and kissed her. That might seem significant, but my nanna and pa had only ever pecked when they kissed each other, but this was a full on kiss. From what my aunty who saw it told me- it was magical, just like a fairy tale. My pa did not leave her side once, he didn’t sleep, barely ate, he stuck by her side holding her hand even when she got to the stage where she couldn’t talk or open her eyes. She wore her friendship/love ring from my Pa every day of her life, and passed away wearing it. Out of all of the love stories I’ve heard about, my Nanna and Pas story is by far my favourite.
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hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go
I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
i got so confused for a minute because is england we pronounce it ‘van goff’
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no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter panand this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
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i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead.
omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston
ugh, my hair looks terrible
fuck, I blinked.
damn, caught me fapping
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true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
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my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
this is beautiful
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S. theme song - Milan - 20.5.13 (x)
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cant explain how true and relevant this is right now
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Zayn’s riff at the end of Last First Kiss, and then:
Liam: Women and gentlemen, give it up for the one and only Mr Zayn ‘Riffy’ Malik! Zayn, have you got anything to say for yourself? He’s not even listening, you know what. You’ve changed. You’ve changed Malik and don’t argue on it.
Zayn: I’m listening! Thank you very much. I love you. [x]
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